douchBaguette
1. a female douchebag
2. a french douchebag
3. a combination of a douchebag and f-ggot ( also see douchef-g )
since she moved from paris to jersey she’s become even more of a douchbaguette
1. n. a loaf of crusty french bread crammed up her stinky s-x hole to clean it out.
1. n. a french delicacy of toasted french bread topped with foul cottage-cheese like v-g-n-l discharge.
‘tseh douchbaguette est very delicioux today, non? auhauhau, i need a cigarette, stupid americans.
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