douche-a-sketch
similar to an etch-a-sketch, a douche-a-sketch is used to draw up truly epic douche baggery plans.
“those guys are a bunch of douche bags, with their collars popped and their self tan makeup on. no girl is going to fall for those f-ggots. i bet they were out in the parking lot before they came in here, drawing up their plans of attack for tonight on their douche-a-sketch.”
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