a. having a sudden sensation, upon meeting an incredibly douchey person, of feeling a rift in sp-ce-time, whilst thinking you’ve met this person before.
b. an obnoxious individual who seems to cheaply imitate the swag of someone you know.
jenn: (whispers) doesn’t this guy remind of bobby?
trish: (whispers back) yeah, i’m totally having douche-a vu right now.
jenn: me too!
- Ducked On
when your friend is a sc-m and won’t drive you home after sneaking out. loud boy #1: d-mn dude please drive me back i don’t want to get grounded. stoned kid #1: dude whatever. loud boy #1: we just got ducked on by this shmuck.
when someone goes to school with a contagious disease (such as ebola, the flu, pink eye, etc.) and proceeds to spread to everyone they can. person 1: “dude, jack came to school today with ebola, started coughing on people, and got sent home before the first bell. the guy was totally plotting ebolanbine.” person 2: […]
wannabe black person. the kind of mixed race that goes green in winter and thinks they’re ghetto ’cause they went to music college. e.g. a caramel n-gg-r has will smith hair from the 90’s and doesn’t smoke pot. what an escott. an escott is the act of putting your right hand in the shape of […]
a vegetarian who’s always preaching their vegetism and trying to convince omnivorous folks to give up their evil meat-eating ways. girl: you know how much cholesterol is in that? have you ever seen how they slaughter cows? omg, i can’t believe you’re going to put that in your mouth. guy: good god girl, you’re turning […]
- five finger finney
when ya vag so loose that one person can fit 5 fingers in it girl: my p-ssy tight! boy: stop lyin b-tch you got that five finger finney