douche-a vu
a. having a sudden sensation, upon meeting an incredibly douchey person, of feeling a rift in sp-ce-time, whilst thinking you’ve met this person before.
b. an obnoxious individual who seems to cheaply imitate the swag of someone you know.
jenn: (whispers) doesn’t this guy remind of bobby?
trish: (whispers back) yeah, i’m totally having douche-a vu right now.
jenn: me too!
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