douche-aholic
a person who’s addicted to being a douche.
it would behoove you to seek help for being a chronic douche-aholic.
one who is so totally a douchebag, that they can do nothing but act / perform every task as a douchebag; they have progressed far beyond the occasional douche lapse, and have descended into excessive, abusive douche levels; similar to an alcoholic who can not stop drinking and is dependent on alcohol, this person can not stop acting/performing as a douchebag. they are a douche-a-holic
a: i hate my boss, he’s such a douche
b: oh yeah? no one is worse than my boss, he’s a douche-a-holic!
someone obviously cuts you off, turning in front of you when you have the right of way –
“you douche!”!
then the culprit proceeds to flip you the bird in the rearview mirror-
“douche-a-holic!”
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