douche ammo
n. girls that are brought along to a club or social function that are expendable. if a random guy tries to cut in on your group these girls will serve as a perimeter protecting the hotter chicks you’re dancing with.
dylan: “look out man, the douche crew’s moving in.”
trevor: “it’s cool man, start unloading the douche ammo.”
dylan: “quick, to the center with the hotties!”
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