douche bag continuum
the force in the universe that generates and sustains all the douche bags that have or ever will exist.
“spencer from the hills ran into chris angel today and it tore a hole in the douche bag continuum.” – conan o’brian
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- douchebagly
an action done in the behavior of a douchebag. beth thinks she can beat me to the punch on adding douchebagly to the urban dictionary. how douchebagly of her.
- douchemop
1.one who engages in the mopping of douche. sometimes attempts to consume said douche. 2. one who enters an irc chat and screams upon being adressed by someone. the douchemop immediately quits the room upon screaming ‘aaaaaaaaah!’ d-mn, smashed is a douchemop.
- Dragon's Eye
a particularly powerful magical gem that has the ability to reflect a budding dragonmaster with perfect clarity i saw my reflection in the dragon’s eye .
- dripple on the rocks
where one freezes an alcoholic beverage to his or her nipples/t-ts for it to be sucked/licked off. bartender: “what’ll it be?” you: “i’ll have a dripple on the rocks.”
- drizzling shits
a term used in pro-wrestling when a match is beyond terrible for more then 1 reason. when a pro-wrestling match comes off 100% fake, no realism, missing style, creativity, utter lack of meshing with your opponent. i watched johnny kashmere wrestle zbarr and it was the drizzling sh-ts. one was trying to give the other […]