douche bag father
aka: low life, sorry excuse for a parent, sperm donor, a self absorbed, insufficient, irresponsible, sorriest excuse for a father. being completely incapable of thinking of anyone other than their self . being unable to carry out a simple task to help take care of their child or to be a father figure in your child’s life. making empty promises or not making any promises at all…(which is worse). not understanding the basic needs of your own children, like feeding, bathing or helping financially to cover the cost of raising a child. a douche bag father does the very bare minimum of parenting. a douche bag father typically finds another poor innocent female soul to lie to and manipulate to try to help while children visit.
the douche bag father did not make sure the kids got their homework done while they(kids) were at his house.
the douche bag father didn’t work on the project with their kid.
the douche bag father didn’t help with any of the medical bills.
the douche bag father had money for cigarettes, but not food or drinks for his kids that day.
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