Douche-bag lunch
douche·bag·lunch (d–sh’bag lunch) n. a brown bag lunch arranged by one’s superior at work, in which all are forced to surrender their lunch hours in order to attend what amounts to a work meeting. perhaps even more appalling, lunch is not provided.
“what the f-ck! el capitan just took it upon himself to call a douche-bag lunch. hijack my lunch hour and you best be bringing the blimpie, beotch.”
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