Douche Bagorean Theorem
two douchebags who want to get with the same girl at the same time. 1 douche bag+ 1 douche bag= no way in h-ll that they will get with her.
douche 1: do you see that chick right there?
douche 2: yeah man, im gonna make my move.
douche 1: f-ck you, she’s mine!
girl: are you two trying to figure out the douche bagorean theorem again?
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