Douche-Basket
1. a person who goes out of their way to be an extreme douchebag; more so than a douchebag, but less than a douchesaurus-rex. 2. alternate description of a douchebag
eric was being such a douche-basket the other day, don’t you think?
another word for douchebag used when you are extremely tired of people overusing the term douchebag.
failing conversation:
guy 1:that guy was a total douchebag!
guy 2:wow, that’s original…
successful conversation:
guy 3:that dude was such a douchebasket!
guy 2:yeah, one of the biggest i’ve ever seen.
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