Douche Beacon


a person, usually female, that only attracts douchey men. quite like a light house brings in ships from storms.
man, that chick is really cool but she is such a douche beacon.

guy 1: why does that chick stay single all of the time, she’s really cool.

guy 2: she knows that she’s a douche beacon, she has completely given up on dating.

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