Douche Belt
a term/system allowing for identification and quantification of a person’s douchiness, with degrees from 1 to 5 indicating subject’s progress toward a state of ultimate douchebag-dom.
“hey, check out that jack-ss with the muscle shirt and tribal band tattoo, leaning against his spotless 4×4 truck that’s obviously never been taken off-road.”
“yeah, i see him. third-degree douche belt right there.”
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