Douche-bruise
noun: injury sustained from excessive douche exposure
adjective: the quality of being m-ssively douchey
“i ended up talking for a half hour to some guy with too much hair gel and a screen-printed dress shirt. i have a nasty douche-bruise.”
“david? total douchebruise.”
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