douche bumps
the b-mps you get from seeing a hair-raising douchebag. usually brought on by the “douche chills.”
brrr. cdc, that dude gives me the douche b-mps.
a b-mp on the skin, normally on the skin at the back of the neck, that appears when you are surrounded by douche bags or when you encounter a particularly-huge douche bag.
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whenever that douche bag hansell is around, tim gets a huge douche b-mp on the back of his neck.
(n.) a condition which occurs while or directly following the witnessing of an action of or statement by a person who would fit the description of a douche bag. usually tied to the emotional sensation of being embarr-ssed on behalf of another person because whatever they just did was packed full of douchery. sometimes accompanied by the phrase “are you f-cking kidding me?” and a sour facial expression.
josh: i can’t come to the party tonight dude, i gotta get my burn on at the gym. plus i just got that new dave matthews. yeah!
eavesdropping bystander: wow. i just got doucheb-mps.
the tingly, nauseated physical sensation you experience in the presence of a douchebag or an act of douchebaggery.
i ran into dylan at the bar, which was totally lame. after how he treated madison, just the sound of his voice is enough to give me doucheb-mps.
a sensation that one feels in the skin when you are surrounded by a room of douche bags or particularly douchy douchetastics. the sensation can usually be overcome by immediately removing yourself from the company of any douchebags.
jimmy, duck so douchetastic doesn’t see us over here and talk to us about his douche bag life. i’m trying to avoid another case of douche b-mps.
metaphorical description used to describe the negative visceral reaction/response one feels when in the company of a douche/douchebag.
i can’t stand that guy. he gives me douche b-mps.
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