douche burglar
a collector of douche bags. one who dons a striped shirt and sn-tches many douche bags placing them into a larger douche-sack thereby making him a
douche-burglar.
“man, did you see that douche burglar try to pick up your sister? now every douche bag in town will think he has a chance.”
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