douche cag
(n.)
insult one typically uses when too fl-stered to think of or actually pr-nounce the proper terms of douche f-g or douche bag.
refers to someone who has just p-ssed you off so monumentally that for lack of better lingual skills this word comes out as your insult.
-man walks in and goes up to a priceless masterpiece you have been painting for several years and urinates on it. before ripping him to pieces in blind maniacal rage, you scream out, “you,… you douche cag!!!”
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