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• phht

  a sound used when portraying that you are under heavy fire. can also be used in conjuction with reloading. see “ch-chk”. “when you walk into your home economics cl-ss thats filled of women and you go “phht phht” just before unloading your 7.62 rounds into their heads. word when used, discredits and/or contradicts what was […]

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• sniffing lunchmeat

  pertaining to when a person smells a package of cold cuts (or leftovers) to ascertain whether it has gone bad, and when finding that it has indeed gone bad, continuing to smell it, resulting in vomiting from the smell. i can hear dad sniffing lunchmeat from my room. he obviously does not mind puking afterwards.

• Snobservation

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