Douche Cock


someone who is so much of a douche and a c-ck, that the word had to be combined in order to save time.
schindig is a douchec-ck
n. 1). a person who best exemplifies the qualities of a douche bag and a c-ck – c-ck waste.
n. 2). a f-cking moron, -sshole.
“why did you click submit on my online college application you f-cking douche c-ck,” apollo explained.
1.someone who is a complete -sshole
2.a person who no1 likes
person 1: my teacher kicked me out of cl-ss again
person 2: yea hes a total douche c-ck
a person who is not only a douchebag but is c-cky and arrogant also. these are those people that evereyone hates because they are peter puffers. these skig-skagbougie-ss b-tches have an incredible ability to p-ss of large amounts of people. usually are or are -ssociated with f-cktards.
wes jerman is a douchec-ck!!!!!
ohhh sh-t!!! i’m surrounded by douchec-cks and f-cktards!!!!!
90% of people named wes or steven in northern virginia are douchec-cks or f-cktards
a derogatory term used to express great disgust for another person who is, in fact, a waste of life.
1. jason is a douchec-ck
2. jason, stop playing cs…ur being such a douchec-ck.
3. did u just say douchec-ck?!?
a very big f-ggot
henry plager
a big dumb-ss
henry plager
henry plager is such a douche c-ck. he is such a big dumb-ss.
a self centered person who thinks they are superior to everyone else.

tells endless boring stories that usually start with “this one time…”

wears sungl-sses on the back of your head

complete tool
person one : i unfortunately ran into this guy who told me all these pointless stories about how great he is.

person two : wow, what a douche c-ck.
what jeff rosenstock considers matt wixson.
matt wixson is a douchec-ck, although it’s not wise to offend him like i did.

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