Douche Cookie


a hardened yeast deoposit in a used douche bag.
sally has a bag full of douche cookies.

that guy is a total douche cookie.
nick williams also known as a firecrotch
nick is such a douchecookie!
the defintion of douche cookie is rather simple, it is basicly the same as calling someone a d-ch- bag.

a d-ch- cookie can also be used to describe the remnints of douching.
in this senario, jack is a senior in high school that plays uno and magic at lunch in the cafiteria for fun. sierra is a pretty popular girl who thinks jack is pathetic.

sierra: “g-d jack, whats your problem, your such a little f-cking douche cookie!”

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