Douche Coupe


douche coupe: a person of such extremely lame character it’s neither practical nor easy to handle- it’s full on turbo sporting; a level of lameness that contrasts the utilitarian minivan of jerkoff (and even surp-sses the douchiness of a giant lifted truck with those chrome t-st-cl-s swinging from the b-mper) with downright flamboyant, high-performance ferrari-quality shortcomings.

inspired partially by the cl-ssic oldie, “my little douche-coupe… you don’t know what i got!”
glenn beck is a raging v-12 douche coupe.

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