Douche Credits


related to karma. people like to believe that when you do something kind and generous you will be rewarded. similarly, if you’ve been a real douche (-sshole) they believe that karma will c-m and thrust his big black d-ck into your mouth. and c-m again. so what hapens when we get c-m all over our new sweaters without having done anything to deserve it? thats when you get a douche credit. this means you’ve already been punished for your future wrongs, so basically a douche credit is a get out of jail free card which you show to karma when you do something bad.
person a: f-ck dude, why did you just beat the sh-t out of that helpless grandma and break an egg on that jew’s head?
person b: i have douche credits and i’m gonna use them all! b–tch! -sshole!

(person b gets h-t by a car)
person a: f-cking idiot.

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