douche cruise


an action done whilst operating a motor vehicle. on a douche cruise (noun), an individual or group(s) may have their windows rolled down while playing douchy music through their stereo on high volume – with full intent to attract attention to themselves. the douche cruise is usually performed in high-population areas in close proximity to other bystanders/pedestrians. the douche cruise is primarily done in vehicles thought to be “cool” or with significant modifications.
“hey dude, let’s take your new whip on a douche cruise and pick up chicks!”
“look at that guy on a douche cruise, his exhaust is sick!”
a person that exceeds the boundaries of a duochecanoe,
or all members of the united states navy that wear khaki uniforms.
“my boss is a raging douchecruise!!!”

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