douche dart


an imaginary weapon shot at people who fit the description of douche bag. usually when using a douche dart, people hold up any object they may be carrying and pretend to use it as a gun. also, douche dart firers must make the best “dart” noise they can.
i saw trevor walking down the hallway with his hair spiked and i just had to shoot him with a douche dart.

or

“hey kyle, did you see me shoot him with my douche dart?”

“yeah! he totally deserved it…that douche bag.”

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