douche ex machina
someone who suddenly and without warning, enters an area such as a party, and immediately ruins the mood for everyone else.
the party was really great, until that douche ex machina john showed up and started acting like an -sshole like he always does.
the guy who enters the room while you’re watching a movie and then ruins the ending.
based off of the greek dues ex machina meaning the “g-d of the machine” that would enter the play near the end and solve all of the problems the characters would have.
guy 1: hey you watching a movie?
guy 2: yeah, it’s the sixth sense.
guy 1: oh, i love how bruce willis is dead at the end of this movie!
guy 2: thanks douche ex machina
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