Douche Factory
any business or scholastic ent-ty that attracts douchebags or promotes douchebaggery to the extent that the vast majority of the members of that ent-ty become douchebags. douche factories are frequently law firms, real estate agencies, fraternity houses, or the university of tennessee.
hey, why did steve change his name to brody, start over-gelling his hair, wearing sungl-sses upside down and backwards on his head, and carrying his man-bag around everywhere, even to the movie theater?
yeah, he was fine until he started working for remax and driving that smart-car.
oh man, that place is such a douche factory.
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even worse than a douchebag, it’s the place where douchebags are maufatured. places can be douchefactories but if a person is a real douche then they too can be a douchefactory.
that new club is a total douchefactory.
matt is such a douchefactory
a factory in which underpaid workers work full time to produce douchebags.
jim works at the douche factory all day long being underpaid and working his -ss off by providing this world with douchebags only to come home to his wife who then proceeds to yell at him for not making enough money making douchebags.
a college or university which produces a large number of douchebags.
brad just graduated from asu with a degree in communications which shows what a douche factory that place is.
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