Douche-Fit


the clothing style made famous by jon gosselin
look at all those rhinestones!that’s what i call a douche-fit!
an outfit normally worn by douchebags that hang out at places that they don’t belong. for example, your mom’s birthday party, or your cousin’s bah-mitzvah.

douchefits can contain (but are not limited to) leather pants, platform shoes, spiked bracelets and choke-collars, wallet chains, concert t-shirts, jeans that are too small for you, things bought from gadzooks mall stores, etc.
“dude, yesterday at my cousin’s graduation party, camden (<--- douche name) showed up in a total douchefit thinking it would get him laid. what a f-ckin' loser."

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