douche glare
when you can’t tell if a dude is hot or not because his apparel or att-tude glares with douche-baggery.
girl 1: omg look at that guy over there with his saggy pants and backwards snapback! he’s so hot!
girl 2: sorry, i can’t see him past his douche glare.
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