douche glue
when great girl (or guy) starts inexplicably dating and/falling in love with a total douchebag because the s-x is so good that oxytocin and other biological “bonding” chemicals have taken over her (his) otherwise normally functioning brain rendering her (him) helpless against the new partner’s douchebaggery.
having great s-x with a total loser can possibly lead to an influx of douche glue to the brain leading an unfortunate relationship between a great girl (guy) and a total douchebag (see: marriage of avril lavigne to chad kroger).
other example:
girl: “yeah i know he sells meth out of his car and lives in his mom’s bas-m-nt, but i looooooveee him!”
girl’s bff: “that ain’t love – that’s the douche glue talking!”
when great girl (or guy) starts inexplicably dating and/falling in love with a total douchebag because the s-x is so good that oxytocin and other biological “bonding” chemicals have taken over her (his) otherwise normally functioning brain rendering her (him) helpless against the new partner’s douchebaggery.
having great s-x with a total loser can possibly lead to an influx of douche glue to the brain leading an unfortunate relationship between a great girl (guy) and a total douchebag (see: marriage of avril lavigne to chad kroger).
girl: “yeah i know he sells meth out of his car and lives in his mom’s bas-m-nt, but i looooooveee him!”
girl’s bff: “that ain’t love – that’s the douche glue talking!”
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