Douche Grease Lard
obeise people that don’t even care to shower. usually this person’s -ss crack is always showing, making people put a bullet through their heads. this terribly compliments the person’s constantly greasy hair, which looks like she dumped bacon grease on it.
boy 1: oh my god i just puked out my -ss.
boy 2: why?
boy 1: i just saw a douche grease lard.
boy 2: you’re lucky you didn’t die on the spot!
douche grease lard: you know i can hear you
boy 1 + boy 2: ahhhhh my d-ck just disintigrated
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