Douche Hook


a girl who thinks she is cool, and only hooks up with douche bags.
hey, there goes kristie
yeah, she’s drunk again looking for a dude, what a douche hook!

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    1) wearing sungl-sses to a casual poker game. 2) any instance of doucheism with no real term to describe it. 1) joe is a douches wild. 2) chad is wearing sungl-sses to a casual poker game. douches wild! when the douchiness abounds. douchiness galore. man those people are stupid. douches wild.

  • Doughy Physique

    having a slightly overweight, out of shape body that is both pale and lacks any sort of muscle tone. that andrew marrin sure has a doughy physique.

  • dowinky

    see also dohicky anything without the correct calling, small object or thing. lack of structure or subsistence. hey, hand me that dowinky over there. this dowinky bolt didn’t take alot of stress.

  • dragged up

    to quit/give up at something. mike couldn’t handle the job so he dragged up and quit.

  • Dragon Faced

    to be extremely drunk, sh-t-faced, intoxicated, crunk, sloshed, hammered, tippsy, or alcoholized. when you are so out of it because of alcohol that your cheeks turn red, vision is blurry, and you think you are so tough you can spit fire! i was so dragon faced last night that if fought chuck norris for some […]


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