Douche Knuckle

noun: d–sh nuck-le a person who attends a party and then steals beer from the host while leaving.
tony: hey man tap is such a douche knuckle!
adam: why do you say that?
tony: that douche knuckle stole a twelve pack of yuengling from my porch at 3:00 am on new years eve.
adam: wow… really? did he ask anyone first?
tony: nah… that is the f-cked up thing, all that douche knuckle had to do was ask and i would have given him the d-mn beer.
adam: wow, he really is a douche knuckle.
an individual who consistantly acts like an -sshole, always causing problems and on top of that, is an absolute knucklehead.
wow that guy at the bar may be the biggest doucheknuckle ever.
a cross between a complete douche and somebody stupid, proven more effect at winning an argument than two camels in a tiny car.
shut up douche knuckle
douche-knuckle: origin – early 2000’s fournese; definition – one who acts like a douche bag and a knuckle head simultaneously
mind-tingling, pasta-f-cking, nipple-kicking douche-knuckles everywhere!!
1. the point where the douche nozzle bends.
2. another word for douche nozzle because it sounds better.
1. wow, the douche knuckle is very similar to a bendy straw, must’ve been invented by the same guy.
2. i’m sick of that douche knuckle always talkin sh-t, i’m gonna kick his -ss.