douche length
the sp-cing between vehicles , when you are trying to pull into traffic. it is approximately too close to pull out and too far apart for you to actually get to where you are going on time. ie. 1/2 to 3/4 of a yugo car length.
15 trucks in a row, all going a douche length. well might as well settle down until the incest pride parade goes past.
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