douche lettuce


a green leafy vegetable matter that when smoked makes you act like a douche.

alex was acting stupid so i asked him if he had been smoking douche lettuce.

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  • doucheville

    an area of a city with a large douchebag community. frank: “the apartment is nice and it’s close to all amenities” nic: “too bad it’s located in central doucheville” frank: “yeah, i would have to spike my hair with splooze just to get a martini” doucheville is a state of mind reached only through the […]

  • Prrrk

    obfuscated pr-nunciation of ‘pr-ck’, which can be used in situations where a blatant exclamation of ‘pr-ck’ would be too obvious and a more subtle approach is required. can be combined with a cough, or mumbled, to implement an even less noticeable insult. prrrk is pr-nounced similarly to any other word with multiple adjacent r’s (e.g. […]

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