douche lips
a pursing of the lips used primarily by jersey douchebags when they are posing for a photograph, especially when there is a woman in the picture. although the exact meaning is unknown, there are several theories. some say the douche lips are a sign of dominance over the woman in the picture, or the viewer of the photograph — sort of a “kiss my -ss” gesture. others say the douche lips are meant to look like a human -n-l sphincter. and still others believe that the douche lips simply signify douche tribe membership to nearby douches, who often have spiked hair, fake tans, and huge, steroid-induced physiques.
to ensure his place in the douchebag hall of fame, tony made douche lips in every single one of his wedding pictures.
a girl whom needs her teeth punched in for talking sh-t
dude! i hate that douchelips meghan! she’s always starting sh-t with jackie
a stunned c-nt who talks sh-t
megswiese was being a douchelips towards jackie
a word to describe someone stupid or someone’s stupid or gross actions.
that was a pretty douchelips move.
you’re a douchelips.
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