dutch colonial


a dutch colonial is where a man takes a sh-t on a woman’s chest while wearing a powdered wig.
jefferson: i gave my drama teacher a dutch colonial after she have me detention for being a wise -ss in cl-ss.

george: in the princ-p-ls office?

jefferson: no, gave her a dutch colonial in chambers. a dutch colonial in chambers is the same thing except that the powdered wig is on a mannequin facing us while i sh-t on her chest.

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