Douche-Lumping

1. the act of automatically -ssuming that a person is an ignorant, obnoxious douchebag, just because he’s a white american male. closely -ssociated with reverse-racism and general xenophobia, but is most often perpetuated by over-politically-correct “open-minded” white hipster girls with no marketable skills but a sh-tload of opinions from their community college elective courses.

2. the act of twisting or otherwise misconstruing a white american male’s words to comfortably pigeonhole him into a preconceived douchebag mold.
1. a white amercian male, upon approaching a group of average african-americans at the bar, “hey gentleman, how are we tonight?”
followed by the ubiquitous “mmmhmm” and other familiar dismissals.
“ohhhhh….i get it, cause i’m white you -ssume i’m an ignorant, obnoxious douchebag racist. that’s kind of racist in itself, don’t you think? you do know i went to public schools right? don’t douche-lump me.”

2. a white american male, upon approaching a group of hipster girls “h-llo, you girls are looking very nice tonight, how are things going?” or something to that effect.
responded to with “eww no thanks, bruh, take your chauvinist misogynistic racist h-m-phobic right wing conservative pro-life thirsty -ss elsewhere, we don’t live to have our looks judged by your prototypical male standards, blah blah blah.”
“whoa whoa whoa…okay, okay, i get it…cause i don’t wear skinny jeans, have gauged ears and a man-bun i must be a douche. how about you worthless dumb american girls who couldn’t cook an egg start thinking for yourselves and actually contribute to society instead of working at a super-cool piercing salon and regurgitating mindless activist cr-p you read on your favorite blog this morning? quit douche-lumping me.”

3. white american male “that bartender cut me off, how gay is that?.”
white hipster girl “oh my god you said gay, blah blah” sneers and ugly looks.
“yeah yeah, it’s 2015, not 1995, i know. shut the f-ck up, quit douche-lumping me.”