Douche MacGyver
a word used to describe a douche-like person, who also looks like he regularly watches macgyver
person 1 “that guy over there who’s breaking the veinding machine is a douche macgyver.”
person 2 “actually, he’s not breaking the vending machine, he’s raping it.”
person 1 “how the h-ll do you rape a vending machine?”
person 2 “the coin slot”
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