sausage footprint
a sausage footprint is the effect a sausage has on the sausage-vage ratio. if a sausage comes accompanied by a vage the net footprint is 0. if a sausage comes accompanied by other sausages the sausage footprint can be much higher. it is considered polite to try and reduce your sausage footprint when attending a party.
note: if the female has a wide v-g-n-, or is questionably a female or if the person in question has a chud/ is a ginger/ is gay, there sausage footprint will equal 0
c-ckblockers have an infinite sausage footprint.
jeff shows up with 3 bros, 1 h-m-, one girl and one chud. his sausage footprint is equal to 3.
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