douche magnet
a girl that attracts unwanted men aka (douches) but is unaware of it
whoa that girls a douche magnet look at those guys h-ttin on her they are loser to the max and beyond
one who finds themselves attracting pretty ugly people.
dude, did you see that douche rob was with? he’s a total douchemagnet!
n. someone to whom douches/douchebags are drawn.
if i wasn’t such a douchemagnet, i wouldn’t have to put up with karen.
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