douche master flex


a man or woman who has truly mastered the ability to be a douche bag and deserves the t-tle of being a master flex in their talents.
you my friend are a douche master flex for eating that fish taco!

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    same as calling someone a douche bag, just more fun to say. my boss is such a douche tube. a more offensive but very similar variation of douche bag. see douche nozzle wow you are a dipsh-t, you f-cking douche tube!

  • Douchey Doucherton

    this t-tle is given only to those who have leapt past the normal limits of douchiness. these individuals have gone far beyond the wife beater, ed hardy, sungl-ss wearing antics of a general douchebags. for these select few douchedom has become an art. he slept with your sister while you were in the other room? […]

  • Douchocalyps

    when a large group of douches(refer to douch def.) are partic-p-ting in many douchy activities. a group of people named chad, cruising in a tricked out civic trying to figure out where new zealand is on a map. it’s a douchocalyps!

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    dougl-ssed: inventory found to be defective oh no! this whole shipment of tires has defective sidewalls. it’s all dougl-ssed!

  • Dove Clan

    a small gang which started in lake tahoe, zephyr cove, nv which was formed as an anti-gang movement to demean gangs and show them how stupid gangs looked. a mock gang, but formed from a bunch of really cool guys that meant well, and were lucky no one really ever considered them a true threat […]


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