Douche Ninja
describes a mate or partner that has perfected his craft through years of seeming like a great catch when in all actuality…he suddenly, and stealthily reveals himself as a complete douche bag.
great husband and family man…and poof, the douche ninja comes out of nowhere and reveals that he is a cheating, lying sc-mbag. you had no idea. surprise attack. many victims.
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