douche notes
when multiple douchebags wish to enhance their d-bag potency, they often compose and share written douche notes or doc-ment said douchiness in a douche journal, if you will. douche notes have their most success among gaggles of douchebags, however, some d-bags find them very effective in smaller groups of two to three.
hey man, are you ready to compare douche notes? okay, great. what’s the douchiest thing that you did last night?
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