douche nozzling


a lesser included offense of c-ck blocking. douche nozzling occurs where one guy is trying to score with a girl and then another guy comes along and tries to get in her pants, i.e., v-g-n-, like that of an actual douche nozzle. the mindset of the douche nozzler is different from that of a c-ck blocker, as the douche only kind of knows the other guy would have s-x with the girl but has not yet made it known that he has made a “claim”, so to speak.
that bro is totally douche nozzling his friend’s lab partner; he wants to get all up in that vag.

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