douche off

to rinse, usually with fresh water.
{from a flashlight reviews website}: …or if it falls next to the mailbox and the dog p-sses on it, just take the garden hose to it or douche it off under the faucet…good as new!

helen: please be certain to douche off those dishes before loading them into the dishwasher.

norm: yesh, i douched out that cooler with the hose, so it shouldn’t stink at all any more.
when two individuals engage one another in a battle of the will, as to which person will be most polite and allow the other to enter first. typically occurs at building doors and elevator doors, most often between complete strangers. several studderings of the foot and mouth will procede engagement.
ryan was engaged in a standard douche off with a complete stranger yesterday when he tried to exit the elevator.
a compet-tion amongst douche bags to determine who is the biggest douche. typically performed by those who would give others a rash of douche b-mp.
here comes billy and daniel for the annual douche-off. i wonder who will win it this year. will billy retain his t-tle as douche-off champion?
an combination of the words douche-bag and jerk-off
brian antczak, “quit being such a douche off… did i just say ‘douche off?'”
its a compet-tion too see who can come up with the dirtiest nastiest insults usually involving fat people, s-x positions, body fluids, etc.
(examples taken directly from me and a friends actual douche-off)

zack- “your a fat old ladies first husbands p-n-s that has been stuck in her fat sweaty overlapping v-g-n- lips”

robert- “your her b-tterscotch p-ssy juice”

zack- “well your the nasty green splooge that got caught between fionnas big giant hairy -ss cheeks from shreks crimpled d-ck!”

robert- ” your the nasty condom that natasha and boris used to make sweet love while watching baby loony tunes”

zack- “are those characters from james bond?”

robert- “nope rockie and bullwinkle”

zack- “touch’e”

all quotes from a douche off held on june 20 2006 by zack herrell and robert gorby