douche park
main entry: douche park (ˈdüsh pärk)
function: verb/adj.
etymology: american (from anglo-french)
1. to park one’s automobile diagonally across two or more parking sp-ces so as to protect said automobile from door-dings and other threats to it’s finish. usually done with an expensive or ostentatious car or truck.
see also:
gigantic douche park (or “gdp”)
1. to park a bus or truck with a long trailer perpendicularly across five or more parking sp-ces. usually done in lots where the demand for parking is the highest.
dude: “why did you put a 5 foot gouge in my hummer with that screwdriver?”
me: “because you were douche parked. so suck it.”
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