Douche Patty


a person who exudes arrogant qualities much like a douche, yet is not a complete douche burger.
adam: michael is a total douche.

chad: yeah his little brother isn’t as bad. he’s just a douche patty.
a “gay lil douche sucker/ chronic gay douche sucker.” ; gay -ss freak.
” man, austin whats-his-face is a big ‘ole douche patty. i feel sorry for you- know- who.”

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