douche pelican


someone who complains and or mooches off all the time or complains constatly and not doing anything sabout it (flinging their sh-t) or (disposing their douche) “douche pelican” because pelicans sh-t every where and on everyone. it could really be any kind of bird…it just has to be one that sh-ts alot.
“oh i dont have a job blah blah…boo hoo…i need money…can i have $5”
“no you f-cking douche pelican!!!!!”

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