Douche Pilot


someone who flies the average level of doucheness to a whole new level at a ground breaking speed.
james:hey alex, how have you been?

alex:i beat my dog this morning, and then i pre-ordered the new season of jersey sh-r-. so far it has been a pretty productive day!

james:you are such a douche pilot.
a way to insult someone when they are being supid; also used during poker when someone folds when they could have checked.
rat you could’ve checked!! friggin’ douchepilot!! >_>

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