douche puddle


a term for someone who commits heinous acts of douche-baggery. basically, a huge douche-bag.

what’s worse than a girl that douches? a girl that leaves a puddle of used douche solution on the floor…douche puddle.
jim: man, trey got two different girls pregnant last night…
charles: what a douche puddle…
jim: yeah, rampantly douche.

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    an incredibly annoying person, usually british or irish, and usually has had to much beer. guy 1: that irish guy at the pub had too much to drink guy 2: yeah he’s a total douchew-nker

  • Douchmoff

    shortened version of douche-me-off what the f-ck’s your problem you f-ckin douchmoff

  • Dousche hole

    jeremy and nicholas lmao 🙂 jeremy and nick are dousche holes lol

  • Doush

    the dumb-ss spelling of the word douche. this guy online is calling me a doush… what a douchebag, eh? when uneducated people can’t spell dave is head and shoulders a doush a common misspelling of douzh look at dom hes such a doush

  • dove catcher

    when a s-xy african man lures a white women into leaving her man “d-mn snoop you cuaght yourself a nice dove” ” he only dates white women, what a lucky dove catcher”


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