Douche Rag
a female version of a “douche bag”
douche rag, one who, interacts with, congregates with, hangs with, keeps in company with, has sleazy intimate relations with, act like, dresses like, drink with, hair gels with, a douche bag.
a ‘douche rag’ likes to chew gum, smoke cigs and wear giant loopy earring’s all at the same time… lots of perfume and lipstick with f#ck me pumps and a mini. my best friend slept with my x. she’s hanging around the guy who took his shirt off at the party. she’s upstairs doing c-ke. blames the alcohol for lude behavior. likes asian letter tattoos on douche bags left arm not right. two drinks and your baby sitting a very likely back ally bl-wj-b.
a piece of absorbent material upon which a guy -j-c-l-t-s and keeps around to avoid using too many tissues.
you: “why is this shirt wet?”
me: “why are you wearing my douche rag?”
when you take a used douche bag and wear it like a dew rag
yo b-tch represent that douche rag.
the white version of the do-rag
see that white cracka trying to pull of dat “douche rag”??
female douchebag
check out the doucherag in head to toe ed hardy.
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